asian-drinker

a person in public who is not socializing or purposefully making themselves noticeable to others

John: Talk to him, that asian-drinker over there.
James: Why? There are so many walking down this street...
John: Oh, that one, silent and hunched over his phone!

by Galinial March 2, 2021

Cloddish Asian

An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.

Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

Asian labrador

Asian labrador; a word for cat.

Asian labradors are very small.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

Asian Weener

A small Vienna sausage that nobody really wants to eat because it's just too small.

Bro, we were eating dinner and it's sad to see all those asian weeners go to waste

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021

Asian Mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.

This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021

Asian Chris

Often left out of the fun, Asian Chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.

Hi Asian Chris, will you help me with my math homework?

by DrDanks December 1, 2016

Asian pear

A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.

“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022