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Anal Boot

An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man's ass and into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.
Will got the anal boot for losing his bet about Brittney
by BratGigi August 14, 2006
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Anal Fission

A butt hole that is penetrated so forcefully that it rips open the size of the Grand Canyon and starts leaking brown liquid hot magma uncontrollably. When gas is released from the ripped and butchered anus hole the wind force is similar to that of El Nino.
Molly, your ass is in the primary stage of anal fission: its gaping. I need a gas mask for your anal fission Molly, its getting stinky back here.
by Richards March 28, 2008
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Anal Mourning

Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.
Robbie - "Wow, what an anal morning"

Jimmy - "How are you not in anal mourning right now?"
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
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anal ram

A type of sodomy that is so hard and fast that its power and force is like a battering ram trying to break down the doors of a heavily gaurded Castle
i anal ramed her so hard she couldn't sit down for a week!
by mAGIK bUS March 15, 2005
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Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.
My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.
by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011
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Anal Beef

When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.
Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!
by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011
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anal with a twist

While performing deep downwards thrusts into a females ass, usually while she is laying down on her stomach, reach under her hips from the outside and massage her vagina, while she is experiencing intense feelings, shove a pre-cut lemon into her vagina.

Guidelines: Make sure you are about to cum, or do it while you are cumming, as she will probably resist this action and become very pissed and you'll want to get your nut off in time.

Also, remember to sit your lemon in a handy place.

This can also be done with a lime.
Guy 1, "Remember that girl Hannah that works at Amber's daycare?"
Guy 2, "Hahaha I heard she was a slut"
Guy 1, "I totally gave that bitch anal with a twist last night."
Guy 2, "Is that why your car has a busted window??"
Guy 1, "Totally worth it."
by Rob smokes blunts December 29, 2010
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