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Amber and Jake

Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake
"hey did you see those two?" "Yeah there definitely like amber and jake'
by Johannesburg paulsty March 5, 2023
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Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .
by Benderover71 April 18, 2023
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Amber

The most beautiful, amazing, sassy, and hottest girl in the world
Yo she really is an Amber!
by BravoCharlieDelta July 31, 2022
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Amber Nichols

A really cool out going girl who always has her best friends back. She always wears simply southern and look great all the time even when she says she doesn't look good at all. She's short and has a great personality
Amber Nichols is so outgoing and cool! I wish Amber was my best friend.
by Corona virus 2020 May 15, 2017
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Amber Hours

Hours between 0-10 a week usually worked by retarded bitches named amber
(At work): Hey man haven’t seen you around, where’ve you been?
Reply: Man they got me working them Amber hours
by Mr HorseDick October 19, 2023
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Amber

You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.

Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.

Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance
“Amber did you shit on my bed again?”
by Frederika May 10, 2022
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Amber

She does no work in class, if she does, its from Chatgpt. She just barely got out of being in the sped class and she convinces her neighbours kids and takes them to graves in the forest. She also broke her friends arm on purpose at the ripe age of 9.
Amber did no work today.

Amber actually did work, wow!
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