Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake
by Johannesburg paulsty March 5, 2023

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
by Benderover71 April 18, 2023

by BravoCharlieDelta July 31, 2022

A really cool out going girl who always has her best friends back. She always wears simply southern and look great all the time even when she says she doesn't look good at all. She's short and has a great personality
by Corona virus 2020 May 15, 2017

(At work): Hey man haven’t seen you around, where’ve you been?
Reply: Man they got me working them Amber hours
Reply: Man they got me working them Amber hours
by Mr HorseDick October 19, 2023

You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.
Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.
Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance
Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.
Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance
by Frederika May 10, 2022

She does no work in class, if she does, its from Chatgpt. She just barely got out of being in the sped class and she convinces her neighbours kids and takes them to graves in the forest. She also broke her friends arm on purpose at the ripe age of 9.
by lasanga.brainrot.weedeater June 17, 2025
