Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.

He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.

by wendy 816 October 11, 2015

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Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.

I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.

by New_Uzer November 15, 2016

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Alpha male

Will Davies

Will Davies is such an alpha Male

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Alpha Cow Bitch

A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group

"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."

by Hell In A Shell July 22, 2019

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Alpha

an alpha is a man that pulls girls. all the girls froth over him and he is the opposite of a beta. Generally alphas have an m or an a in their name and betas have a c or u in their name

oi do u see those girls frothing over that guy. He is the alpha

by Dd8 July 26, 2019

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