Alex Benitz

Master of everything, his knowledge is the key to success. Some say he knows the cure to cancer, his 2k skills are unbeatable and he is the one and only legend on 2k.

“Alex Benitz is my god”

by Xou Linn January 5, 2020

Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away

"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"

by xcocdcod February 25, 2020

Alexander Abbey

A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket

Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks

*later by text to his friends*

Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!

by ToastedGlove March 13, 2020

Alexander Hamilton

A short angry man who loved John Lauren more them Eliza Hamilton his own wife

Alexander Hamilton had a toried affair

by Washingdad May 26, 2020

Alex

A wonderful person who is caring, and puts his heart in everything he does.

Alex makes the best friend a person can have.

by Helpful Love June 5, 2020

Alexander Dumbass

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020