your are loved

You are not alone . Somewhere in this world someone loves you with their body and soul

It’s okay Your are loved

by it’s okay to be sad October 21, 2019

How Are You Doing Today?

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?

I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

Dumblings are Chineis

Dumb dumplings from China said by a wise man who does not write well in English

Person 1: i want dumplings
Person 2: but you’re dumb
Person 1: i guess ill have dumblings

Person 2: haha dumblings are chineis

by Roadwork Ahead January 21, 2021

mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021

my ass cheeks are dry

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.

" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "

by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014

The droppings are steaming

The 'droppings are steaming' or indeed any general description of the droppings temperature/circumstances as an analogy to any situation. It is an informal phrase very rarely used in writing, due to its reactionary nature. The idiom originates from a passage in Lord of the Flies where a character, Jack, is hunting a pig and notes with some satisfaction that the droppings he has just encountered are steaming. He is pleased by this, as it means a pig must have been there recently.

"My dudes, come quick, the droppings are steaming."

"Not going to lie, you seriously froze the droppings there."

"The droppings are in a super heated suspension of plasma my guys! This is good."

"You know the droppings just plummeted."

"Compatriots, listen close for I have ascertained with great happiness that the droppings have an effervescence of vapour ,which I can only assume is the gaseous dihydrogen monoxide, which is a cause for great celebration."

by GreySevenFourPrime November 22, 2019

wait a minute, who are you

A question when a person talks to somebody but he doesn't know who is him. The kazoo kid is pewdiepie.

wait a minute, who are you man, would you like a kazoo?

by ASFMF March 19, 2020