Jeff

Slightly soft, likes gardening and canning cucumbers, making salsa, being in weddings, probably had a colostomy at one point, and has definitely been to jail.

“That’s some great salsa, what a Jeff”

by Peppayourface September 30, 2025

Owen and Jeff

Owen loves Jeff. Jeff is Owen’s dad. Family. A father son bond is unlike any other bond.

Owen and Jeff are not complete without one another.

by Michkfg23 October 26, 2025

Jeff Ott

cute pet name for a girl with a beautiful voice who over uses the word "brother".

Girl: "This is wonderful, my brother!"
Boy: "Aw, my little Jeff Ott."

by TheBigZZZZ November 5, 2025

Jeff

kid with a really really small dick

Jeff gets pegged by tasya every night

by Nigga67kid November 16, 2025

Jeff Bezos

A bald guy whos really rich and puts the most useless shit on his website that nobody needs and gets like 98% of his profit from that one mom

Im better than you because i am jeff bezos

by xxFjzK December 31, 2025

Jeff Ross

He is the RoastMaster General. Known for being the best insult comic in America, you will most likely see him in one of those celebrity roasts they do every year.

Person One: "Hey man, did you see that Tom Brady roast? It was epic!"
Person Two: "Yeah... Jeff Ross is at those things every single year, isn't he?"

by deflated January 15, 2025

Jeff the land shark

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark

Jeff the land shark is a menace.

by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025