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Flying cock

The act of two heterosexual men sitting side by side in public when it is more practical to sit across from each other.
James and Ted received strange looks when they were flying cock during happy hour.
by Gallagher69 January 13, 2017
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Flying V

A hypothetical badge of honour awarded to a guy who's taken a girl's virginity. Only works AFTER a certain age
Dude 1 - "I hope you earned your flying V with that chick last night"

Dude 2 - "Totally!!"

Dude 3 - "Dude...not cool...she's like 15"

Dude 1+2 - "Ohhhhh..."
by Awesomnialistic October 10, 2011
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fly af

very swag
the author of this definition is fly af!
by aysena_sexyshawty03 February 21, 2021
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flying crocodilio

A flying crocodilio is a much more ferocious version of the already extremely dangerous Crocodilio. They are still part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen, but they are also many other breeds of animals. They are native to Latrobe and can be seen pretty much anywhere around there. They tend to stick to the skies until about after midnight when they descend to the ground to look for prey. During the winter months when the crocodilioses hibernate deep underwater in special sacks to protect them from the cold, the flying crocodilio flys to Australia, where it steals the DNA of the inhabitants there to make itself stronger. In the 2011 year, they have grown longer, more powerful jaws, and their wing span has increased from 6ft to about 12ft. Be warned, if you see a flying crocodilio, get some cover ASAP and hope for the best."
Oh shit dude! It's a flying crocodilio! Run away while you still can!
by Black MacGyver June 29, 2011
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Hows it Fly?

Another term for whats up. Its preceded by something bad.
"Hey hows it fly?" said the boy "Like a Furfag with mange" said the other boy.
by Burn Fang the Basher September 11, 2010
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Fiction on the Fly

(1) the less-than-honest but tried-and-true method used by married spouses for dealing with an indiscretion; a more sophisticated version of "thinking out loud"

(2) the time-honored technique used by politicians, lawyers and publicists to add sunshine to a murky situation or deflect attention

(3) a rhetorical device employed by men to cover a wide range of pre- and post-romantic interludes

(4) the immediate and often creative explanation to something you have no clue about

Etymology - derived from the David Mamet comedy, State and Main (2000); William H. Macy character Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.”
Mark Antony - “Those are some crazy pheromones on your perfumed sails. Mrs. Philopator, you're trying to seduce me.”

Cleopatra (in her best fiction on the fly) – “Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s just an old Ptolemaic dynasty tradition. Your imagination is more fertile than the Nile River. ”

“Damn you and your Fiction on the Fly. You WERE checking that girl out. It had nothing to do with your claims about Tim Gunn and loving fashion."

“I’m sorry baby. It just slipped. Maybe we can use a safe word next time.” (most overheard--and overused--fiction on the fly)

“Yes. I googled my tweet and discovered that my linkedin got facebooked. How many pieces of social networking flair are you wearing today? “

"That Governor Sanford needs to work on both his TMI and Fiction on the Fly. Damn."
by Marcus Antonius July 10, 2009
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Flying Squirrel

A man holds a woman up in the air, belly down, by her hips with her legs wrapped around his and her hands pressed against the wall to hold the rest of her body upwhile his penis is in the anus or vagina as he thrusts.
I was about to cum so I lifted her up for a Flying Squirrel and starting humping her like a jackrabbit.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
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