Play The Wall

When you don't get any play at a party and your left standing on the side alone.

- "Hey man did you get any dances at the party last night?"
- "No man, I had to play the wall the entire night."

by RO16 May 5, 2015

play the ink

A musical term used when you are intended to play a chart (song) as the piece was printed- the original chart. The term is especially used when modifications to a chart are to be scrapped and purposely overlooked.

Forget about the repeat at measure 42; just play the ink.

by randomstatic July 17, 2010

playing it christian

The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.

I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.

by vaginafaceBUTHOLEBULLOCKNIGERP October 17, 2009

Playing monopoly

Any sexual act that does not involve penetrative sex.

Yeah Chris, Josh and I were playing monopoly!

by Zoomboboy June 7, 2019

Period play

Any sexual activity well I'm a woman is on her period.

You down for Period play?
Hell yeah yes I am!

by PL4L November 19, 2018

Cheese Play

A sexual act where a couple collects their cheese like substances (smegma if male), formed after months of not bathing or cleaning, and generally uses it to perform various acts, such as lathering, eating, spitting to and fro, using as lube, mixing each other's together, mixing with food, etc.

Aw dude my I woke up to the smell of my aunt and uncle doing Cheese Play in my room again.

by The Gay Mankini October 3, 2021

play towers

(noun) a word describing a zoo type enclosure of any sort, which is generally used for the human obtaining of lacerations to various parts of the body.

(verb) to do a play towers, to spend about 2 hours driving around bendy countryside to pick up more countryside type folk, for no purpose except the good of your health.

(colloquial) (insult) you haven't been to play towers !

see above.
N.B. this is the most common phrase in the english language, in particular among country folk, dotted around lincolnshire

by mickmick February 11, 2004