A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!
by metabolism April 21, 2023
A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!
by metabolism April 21, 2023
My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.
“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 16, 2021
by Capt. Retardo November 24, 2016
It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.
Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?
DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.
Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?
DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-
Person: Just shut up.
DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.
Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?
DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-
Person: Just shut up.
by Shitacious November 12, 2020
A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 03, 2019
<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Father Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Father Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025