someone who you never dated and never liked you but you have eternal claim over them. anyone else involved with this ex is homewrecking.
person 1: "wtf did u see marisa is talking to TWO of my ex boyfriends"
person 2: "ummmm didn't u guys like talk for maybe a week"
person 1: "whatever marisa's still a fake bitch I don't know if I can be friends with a snake like that".
person 2: "ummmm didn't u guys like talk for maybe a week"
person 1: "whatever marisa's still a fake bitch I don't know if I can be friends with a snake like that".
by fawthy December 23, 2021
Get the exmug. by Babe#babe October 6, 2025
Get the Ex-ishmug. 
What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exemug. no matter who broke up with who you have a day to cuddle with your ex in a movie theaters reclinable chairs or sum like that
On December 17th you are required to go the movies with your most recent ex in order to maybe fix things !!!!! (national hang out with your most recent ex day (December 17th))
by totally not ur ex gf December 11, 2021
Get the national hang out with your most recent ex daymug. by The Persian King January 15, 2016
Get the ex malis eligere minimamug. A favorite ex is a ex that you love unconditionally and will always go back to no matter what yall been though
girl a: who you talking to knoww??
girl b: Ykk who it isss.
girl a: Let me guess, your Favorite ex??
girl b: Ykk who it isss.
girl a: Let me guess, your Favorite ex??
by ms.mymanmyman December 7, 2022
Get the Favorite exmug.