joe griffith

A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.

1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.

After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.

"Oh, hey Joe Griffith!"
"Call me Pharoah Joe."

by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019

Joe Mama

A modern insult usually used by boomers to defeat someone in an intense battle of phycology.

hey! wheres joe?

whos joe?

JOE MAMA!!!!

rest of the people: OHHHHHHHHH

by tastypetrol November 5, 2019

Joe Green

Joe Green is a fat mistake how will never be loved and has gay ass ear rings. Most likely a gay nigger

wtf there is a joe green

by FaggotNaggot November 27, 2017

Joe Blake

Australian slang for wandering snake in the grass looking for food; all species apply.
Makes one wonder who was Joe Blake!

I saw aJoe Blake in the tall grass might be a nest so watch it!

by too bad shallow hal October 2, 2021

joe sakic

One of the all time hockey greats. Owning possibly the best wrist shot in all of hockey he was the MVP of the 2002 Olympics, the 1996 Stanley Cup playoffs, the 2000-2001 NHL regular season, and 2003-2004 All-Star Game. He has won a gold medal, two Stanley Cups, The Lester B. Person Award, The Lady Bing Trophy, and The Bud Light Plus/Minus Award. Currently at number 17 on the all time goal-scored list and number 11 on all time NHL points, he will surely climb in both categories before his career is through.

Joe Sakic is a player that fans of any team can appreciate.

by Tyler"thebuldog"Hernandez August 22, 2006

Stogie Joe

A young man who always has a stogie in his mouth in order for him to remember his grandfather whom died of lung cancer.

After Stogie Joe came in and killed everyone's buzz, he continued to take the young girl back to his room and receive a blumpkin.

by Homestar Runner June 19, 2004

JOE MAMMA

Is a prank where the victim will feel like his or her ( we dont fucking know) life doesnt make sense and that he or SHE is a piece of shit.
mathematic formula: JOE plus MAMMA plus HUMILLATION iqual to JOEE MAMMA

PETER: WHO IS HE?
SAM: JOE...
PETER: JOE WHO?
SAM: JOE MAMMA
"PETER LEFT THE CHAT FOREVER AND GO TO CRY TO HIS HOUSE"

by JOE MAMA BABY BOO November 20, 2019