weed and pussy

the formula to get your indie film into the Sundance film festival

My film was accepted into the Sundance film festival thanks to weed and pussy.

by Rowsdower, Zap February 26, 2014

Fish Weed

Some crappy weed that smells and tastes like salmon. When you smoke it, your lungs turn into fish and continue to puke smoke out of your mouth.
When you smoke fish weed, it is considered going fishing.

Dude: Dude, I took a huge hit o dat fish weed and i fucken got fish lungs all day now! Fishing is fun!

Other Dude: Wo man

by MitchnCam December 8, 2005

Weed eyes

when your eyes become red and irritating because weed is in your eyes. The weed comes from "busting up" weed to smoke.

Guy 1: Man, my eyes hurt. They're all watery and red.
Guy 2: Yo man, you got weed eyes. Get some of that Visine.

by Christopher J. D. April 1, 2009

Dad weed

Weed that is sort of funky, isn't all that good and it tastes funny, but your dad grew it and gave you a shit ton of it, so there's nothing else to do except smoke it with your buds.

"Smokin' some more of that dad weed are you?"

by Kilgore Troutt April 4, 2015

Dork Weed

One who has reached a certain level of stupidity that is beyond recognition.
Can be used a simple insult such as "dork" or "idiot".

2. Want to go run on Thriftways roof tonight?
1. No
2. Why?
1. Because I don’t want to get caught!

Next day:
2. I got caught
1. You are such a dork weed.

by Erin Kommer October 11, 2006

Ambulance Weed

that good good, some fire , dank ass weed, shit that makes you sleep and wake up still high

that nigga had to go to the hospital cuz he smoked too much ambulance weed

by that nigga speedy March 15, 2009

blues weed

blues weed is a stronger type of weed usually grown around october 15 time

mush chek dis dealer ees duin blues get down der n lay on a tenna bagg den giv him sum 1 elses fone numba n leg it wida blues weed haha

by www.rockthevibe.co.nr October 30, 2007