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Egg Roll

Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.
1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”

2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
by Dizz Markie July 20, 2007
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roll racing

type of racing that starts while both cars are rolling. driver who suggests this may have high horsepower but obviously doesnt know how to race unless the car is already moving
we better do roll racing because i dont know how to win otherwise
by joeshmo409874 February 14, 2009
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The Rolling Stones

The Greatest rock band ever... and there will never be a better one.
When i look at all these gay bands today like Green Day, I see no hope for rock
When i see those 60 yr old stoners rocking places to the ground i just sit down and sob uncontrollably because i kno they are going to die soon and along with them goes the birth of rock
The rolling stones: DIE GREEN DAY YOU SUCK!!! Hey pass us that weed...
by AHHHH WOOO GAAAA May 12, 2006
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Tire Roll

The roll of fat on a woman that goes all the way around her body caused by wearing clothes that are too tight
When a woman wears tight clothing and all you see is a roll of fat going all the way around her body, she is said to have a tire roll
by TdizzleJ June 24, 2011
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music roll

When a friend suggests a new type of music you aren't very familiar with but soon you really enjoy it.
Smidy: "Have you heard of The Bloody Beetroots."
Isaac: "Yeah, only briefly, they do Butter on FIFA 09"
Smidy: "Yeah they're awesome check them out"
-A week later
Isaac: "Very nice music roll Smidy!"
by isaacellis March 10, 2009
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Eye roll

Can be used to express annoyance or irritability. Also happens when a person faints.
They gave me strange looks so I eye roll them with an angry expression.
by <3 Zee <3 June 1, 2020
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J-Roll

The act of crossing the street on a bike without a crosswalk. Usually happens with little kids who don't pay attention. Similar to J-walking.
Did you see that douche on the bike J-Roll out in front of me?
by J9KEWA July 9, 2009
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