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December 25

A cute alpaca named Lim Youngmin was born on this day. STAN TALENT, STAN CUTENESS, STAN LIM YOUNGMIN!!!!
My sister: Tomorrow's December 25! ㅜ-ㅜ
Me: OMG! YOUNGMIN!! ㅠ-ㅠ
by Shafera October 27, 2020
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November 25

Whoever is born on this day, just give them head/sexual tension!
Girl: Hey when's your birthday?
Guy: November 25.
Girl: Oh shit!, pull down your pants and I'll give you head
by anonymous April 14, 2021
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March 25

Girl: "Hey babe it's March 25, hand over that hoodie."
Boy: "Damn it..."
by aax❔ March 22, 2024
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January 25

people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**

*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*

**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!

**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.

**Scene 2: The Creation**

*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*

**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!

*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*

*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*

**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?

**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.

*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*

**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!

**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.

**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
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February 25

Honey, today is February 25. We have to be CUKI
by Cuki kiraly February 25, 2025
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October 25

You: hey its october 25 national hug your crush day, your my crush can i have a hug?
Her: Sure
by Cr1xy TTV October 25, 2019
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