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Jake (White)

Jake White is a popular slang term for bisexual aliens who act like they’re not bisexual. Most people really dislike people who act like Jake White. They all hate them but Jake White never realises.
Oh my god I him so much!”
“Yeah he’s a lot like Jake (white). He’s definitely bisexual. I hate people like that.)
by notwaleed August 30, 2023
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jake paul

jake paul is a mother fucking asshole who is inappropriate he's disgusting I lost full respect for him he's a hoe he's trash and ew

Like does he not fucking know that his fan base is like 12 and below like most of them
he was only useing erika costell for views We all knew it was her it doesn't fucking matter he's such a bitch
And the fact like she didn't do shit to him and she misses him and he dont give af

he's still inspiring as in paying for ur own mansion and getting a lot of cars but other than that he's garbage
he only cares about getting high and drunk

HES A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE IF U SEE THIS UNSUBSCRIBE TO HIM
by kara_boo1612 April 25, 2020
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Jake Curry

One known to love and find earth-shattering pleasure in performing the sex act "Frozen Eddie".
"Man, that Jake Curry said he wanted to Frozen Eddie the hell out of Austin Johnson."
by atticus Locke June 8, 2014
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jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart
I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier
by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019
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Jake Pratt

very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.
Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.
by babysmasher March 16, 2012
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Jake Shit

The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.
Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.

Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
by Deoweeni March 28, 2015
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Jake Adventure

A walk when you aimlessly walk around in the woods and hangout.
Person 1: “Yo I’m fuckin bored you wanna go for a Jake adventure?”

Person 2: “yeah bro let’s go.”
by Jake DaCosta April 14, 2021
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