cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.

Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”

by Saxon101 June 14, 2020

Corona cock

An offensive yet funny way to greet ones work colleague.

Now then Corona Cock, how’s things?

by Eyescunt June 15, 2020

Taco Cock

When your Cock bends backwards during sex

“Dude my girlfriend gave me taco cock last night during sex”

by Big Daddy Lucci June 16, 2020

El-cocking

Flashing a pistol to make your penis look bigger. Compensating with brains may be dumb enough to fuck up and kill someone

If you El-cocking you can leave or get shot

by Unnaturalpat June 20, 2020

Ginger waffle cock

Timmmeehhhhhh!!!

Timmmmeeehhh is a ginger waffle cock. Nuff said!

by Bladesbob June 21, 2020

cock flower

An exceptionally fine vagina; often used in a complimentary fashion.

Friend 1: "I'm telling ya dude, that chick has got one hell if a cock flower".

Friend 2: "Nice bro!"

by Dead Draw Domination June 22, 2020

Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.

That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me

by Whyme92 June 24, 2020