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Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.
Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”
by Pipicidal May 6, 2024
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Brick pulling

A practice where the person pulls out a brick from their behind
Kate:"bob did you do the brick pulling last night?"

Bob :"Yeah, I'm not constipated anymore."
by KaKail October 17, 2023
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Pull a Macarena

When a girl has a threesome with two guys while her boyfriend is away
James: "Bro, Katie got spitroasted by Darius and Jamal after I went to the store!"
Eric: "Damn, she really did pull a Macarena on you, huh?"
by snakeDENTAL August 3, 2022
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pulling a stetson

when you ask your brothers old hoe for nudes and try to guilt her into sending when she says no everyday when you ask
"hey lemme see that ass"
"bruh stop pulling a stetson I'm not sending you shit nigga"
by niggeigh July 4, 2017
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Pulling a loza

Where you end up liking a boy and dating them and end up dumping them stupidly when you think they don’t like you still!
Loza: Oh no I just dumped my boyfriend.
You: why?
Loza: Idk?
You: Did you just do a pulling a loza?
by Ilikechocoauethshx November 6, 2019
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Pulling a Loreto

In honor of Nora Loreto's virtue signalling on the back of the Humboldt Broncos bus tragedy. Pulling a Loreto is an attempt to piggyback or hijack a public mourning for ones own means. In the case that this is named after Loreto tweeted in solidarity with the victims, but then inserted a backhanded comment negating her shows of support by showing how her issue should get more resources and that it was inherently unfair the the Humboldt tragedy had united so many people behind it (especially with social media presence and donations).
Pulling a Loreto or Pulled a Loreto

Hank really pulled a Loreto when Stella's baby walked for the first time at the party and he yelled 'Look at how I can juggle'

Of course certain tragedies get more attention than others, but why does Cora always have to say 'Whatabout this inequality or this obscure loss of life that is far more of a signal that our society is unfair'
by GrizzleBot May 27, 2018
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To pull a fentic

I pulled a fentic

John pulled a fentic yesterday

To pull a fentic means to love a lot of people
by Fenty November 6, 2020
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