Baby Shnookums

The name of a dog who has the best owner . These dogs are known for having the sweetest hearts and giving the best kisses

Wow baby Shnookums is the best dog!

by Mal!!!!! June 2, 2020

Baby Adult

A child who has passed the age of 18 but is still not financially independent.

My baby adult still mooches off of us

by LordOfMischief February 15, 2025

Baby Rage

When someone is acting like a child and is a having a complete melt down.

Baby Rage: because Simon is an Idiot.

Man that Joker guy exudes large amounts of Baby Rage

by SimonTheMemeDealer February 23, 2021

Hankey Baby

When you have to take a shit so bad that you release a mini Mr. Hankey.

Remember when Megan let out a Hankey Baby in Math Class?

by Sheepy9 November 7, 2019

Mud baby

A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".

Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?

by TH3J4CK0FH34RT5 June 28, 2021

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025

Baby cousin

Your sister or brother's child, who exists as one of the 11 recognized genders, but you can't really be bothered to think too much about it, so yeah; baby cousin.

Yeah, you know Ronnie's friend AJ? Her man's...... Baby cousin

by Kamikaze Possum September 25, 2024