sex stink

the smell you emit after a round of dirty stinky sex

you can smell the sex stink off her from a mile away, she must've banged Micheal this morning

by lfgrichard February 3, 2014

moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face

by the bandit75 May 17, 2014

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

Sex Heist

Very strategic and carefully planned sex hook-up, often requiring the aid of accomplices. Because of the secret and highly dangerous nature of the affair, it is completed quickly and never spoken of again.

She wants me bad - Imma try a sex heist when her husband is gone.

by Dustin TC November 19, 2014

base sex

Having sex when the urge occurs no matter the time or the place.

"We ducked in an empty room in the back of the bar to have base sex on one of the tables".

by monkey4minx February 8, 2015

Unisex sex

When a guy or girl has a unisex name and has sex with someone of the opposite gender with the same name.

Guy 1: Alex and Alex are dating now.
Guy 2: I guess there's some unisex sex in their future.

by Cobalt-Alloy April 30, 2015