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Jonah: Hey Phil, what is sex?
Phil: it’s a fairytale, it’s not real, it’s fake, fake news Jonah.
by I3avier September 22, 2023
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Sex god

girl1:mustansir is a sex god

girl: i swear to god he is amazing
by bruhfckthis March 9, 2022
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Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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sex race

Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...
by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020
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Sex parrot

Parrots mock your words. and are annoying. A sex parrot is a single person/persons that have terrible sex with the same person over and over. Irritating the other partner in the intercore.
"I hate this douchebag he keps wanting to fuck me."

"what a sex parrot"
by NOT Cameron ;) May 2, 2012
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Lesbian sex

a disgusting act of involving two females doing a disgusting sexual act.
At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.

You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
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sexing

boy: i am sexing my girlfrined
friend: good
by coolurbandictionary July 29, 2023
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