by Zangaroo1 January 31, 2020

by toilet struggler September 24, 2021

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

An expression of extreme shock or disbelief, so horrible that it appears almost fictional, is typically marked by wide eyes and an open mouth.
Example: When he saw the unexpected scene of a movie, he wore an Afghani face that left everyone staring at him awkwardly.
by BetterBandy September 29, 2025

I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave after using fillers and Botox
I’m Chasing my face to the grave now
I’m Chasing my face to the grave now
by Don't be plaued January 6, 2022

by Eyohas Da Boss October 4, 2023

Getting cracked in the face followed by being thrust across the room with a hard push. Usually whilst doing this you would shout the word 'FACED'
You walk down the street and some little kid kicks you in the leg, you turn around and push his face into a wall, whilst falling to the floor in pain and saying FACED.
by S.J.R July 20, 2008
