Skip to main content

Asshole Face

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.
This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.
by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020
mugGet the Asshole Facemug.

squishy dimple face

In reference to a person or persons, displaying facial characteristics that include cheeks that invoke the desire to squish or squeeze said cheeks, as well as dimples placed in the traditional position of the cheeks but also elsewhere on the face such as in the chin. Displaying the combination of both of these traits results in the person having a "squishy dimple face".
"Check out that cute girl over there...she has a squishy dimple face that I wanna squeeze"
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".
by hullabalou247 October 19, 2018
mugGet the squishy dimple facemug.

Stage Face

Classic/basic stage makeup that sometimes consists of a full face of foundation, false eyelashes, eyeshadow, and blush, etc. Stage makeup varies depending on the show
"For your make up you just need to put on a classic stage face"
by BroadwayFangirl June 27, 2018
mugGet the Stage Facemug.

miliband face

have you ever had a friend say something about a "CalArts bean face"? like, that trope where every cartoon character's face looks like a bean? this is the real life equivalent. this is the proper definition. if you go to google images or whatever the fuck and type in "ed miliband smile", you'll see a bunch of pictures of Ed Miliband doing this god-awful smile that looks exactly the same as these "bean faces".
"look at this dude, LMAO LOOK AT HIS FUCKING MILIBAND FACE"
by an_alias January 10, 2021
mugGet the miliband facemug.

Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass
by Studentwatchesporn December 10, 2021
mugGet the Mallet facemug.

fuck face

Someone who is being annoying, a dick, rude, or pretty much not normal or nice.
Jerry if you don't stop being a fuck face I'm not going to dinner with you next week.
by Definition situation April 10, 2016
mugGet the fuck facemug.

Shut Face

When you are around an adult and cannot say the wordsshut the fuck up” but also believe “shut up” is too mainstream.
Imbecile: “Umm, actually, vaccines cause Autism-“

Person With Half A Brain: “Shut face, dumbass.”
by Pyro_SOURCE August 17, 2021
mugGet the Shut Facemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email