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Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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Sonoran Dog

When a girl rubs sriracha sauce all over your Johnson before she licks it off.
I was visiting this girl I know. She was fine. Before I left, she gave me a Sonoran Dog.
by Dictionary Bill July 18, 2018
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The dog

A dog that has humped multiple people and has lost its virginity so many times that it just sucks its cock for pleasure then eats it's tale and smells like shit.
Owner: “Omfg, that dog is so annoying he tries to ask me out then show his muscles.”
The dog: “meow.”
by TriplePeeT November 10, 2021
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Dog

A species that humans tend to like. A companion to those who are lonely. A dog.
by Narutol0ver2006 April 27, 2021
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dog water

dog water is a way of saying something is trash. something isn't working right? it's dog water. someone is being fake? they're dog water. dog water can be used in many ways and referring to almost anything.
*someone does something stupid*
Madi: you're literal dog water that's why you have no funds with your dollar tree headset and why you have no pr you're cheaper than dollar tree with a one dollar off coupon *continues on with insults*
by dumb mewtwo February 9, 2021
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limp dog

Limp dog is the act of while having sex with a girl without one arm doggy-style, one pulls her one arm away making her face plant into the pillows.
Look at that one-armed chick, I bet she's into limp dogging
by Zwonka October 9, 2015
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