dog shit in your left pocket
by bacl12 August 22, 2024

Noun
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

by Dictionary Bill July 18, 2018

A dog that has humped multiple people and has lost its virginity so many times that it just sucks its cock for pleasure then eats it's tale and smells like shit.
Owner: “Omfg, that dog is so annoying he tries to ask me out then show his muscles.”
The dog: “meow.”
The dog: “meow.”
by TriplePeeT November 10, 2021

by Narutol0ver2006 April 27, 2021

dog water is a way of saying something is trash. something isn't working right? it's dog water. someone is being fake? they're dog water. dog water can be used in many ways and referring to almost anything.
*someone does something stupid*
Madi: you're literal dog water that's why you have no funds with your dollar tree headset and why you have no pr you're cheaper than dollar tree with a one dollar off coupon *continues on with insults*
Madi: you're literal dog water that's why you have no funds with your dollar tree headset and why you have no pr you're cheaper than dollar tree with a one dollar off coupon *continues on with insults*
by dumb mewtwo February 9, 2021

Limp dog is the act of while having sex with a girl without one arm doggy-style, one pulls her one arm away making her face plant into the pillows.
by Zwonka October 9, 2015
