token baby

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.

"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"

"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"

by luchbochep October 6, 2022

the grandma is the baby

An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."

Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.

by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

Piss Baby

Someone who was conceived through the process of pissing into a female.

I am, I a little piss baby!

by Space_Monkeyy April 12, 2022

baby goat

putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.

Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.

by Todd33 May 19, 2024

Baby Flu

Being sick and realizing that it's because you're pregnant.

Jenny: I've been sick for the past three weeks.

Betty: Sound like you have the baby flu.

by Robbysin April 5, 2012

Ass Baby

Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.

You're a whole Ass Baby

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Plunt baby

A baby with an abnormally large vaginal district.

Damn boy, yo ugly ass kids a plunt baby!

by Oliver closef May 27, 2021