Cabbage face

Justin has a very ugly cabbage face

Justin was told that he had a cabbage face

by Gehefevbah June 1, 2016

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015

Face Dropper

One who constantly posts photos of themself with celebrities, politicians, executives, or popular individuals on social media outlets in an attempt to seem cooler or more elite than average. "Face Dropping" is the equivalent of "Name Dropping" in picture form.

John: I thought Danielle was so down to earth, then I realized she was a total face dropper. She is constantly posting pictures of herself with popular people and celebrities.

by c2o7y November 27, 2013

face puppy

When someone presses their face against their partner's and whines before or during cumming.

A combination of the sentiments of 'in your face' and to do something 'like a dog'; can denote desperation, inferiority, and/or pet play or puppy play.

Doesn't necessarily have to be face to face; their face to their partner's face, cheek, or even to their neck or shoulders can count as being a face puppy.

"I dommed him so good that he was a face puppy by the time I let him cum."

by ssnowman January 28, 2016

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

Face pelt

Face pelt is also known as face, face skelp, face mash, Face of disgrace & just FACE. He is a well known character. He is a little crazy. Quite the party animal. Often seen rolling about the floor, Banging his head and making prank calls to several victims.

"Hey face, when are we going out"

"Oi! Face pelt!"

by McTavish Clan December 28, 2011

salami face

gryffin Mcgowan

dang gryffin mcgowan has such a salami face

by HT132 November 7, 2019