National get super drunk with your friends day

Get hammered
Every january 9

“Bro its national get super drunk with your friends day”

by Kwhome5 January 9, 2026

National Crack Your Ex Day

January 10th is National Crack Your Ex Day. Run it back with your ex!! please!!

This weekend is National Crack Your Ex Day, I hope we can pull through!

by super1235667 January 9, 2026

United Nations

An international organisation that can solve any conflict simply by making strongly worded condemnations, and MAYBE a peacekeeping force consisting of 100 unarmed observers.

The United Nations suck at their job. They didn't do shit during the Rwandan Genocide.

by A really big weirdo January 12, 2026

National get a boy Lego day

On 20th January its national get a boy Lego day. This is where you find any boy and get them any Lego they want.

Boy : “hey it’s national get a boy Lego day”

You: “oh what Lego do you want”

by 123silly321 January 15, 2026

Expla-fucking-nation

Expla-fucking-nation: A connecting of the words 'fucking' and 'explanation' used in situations where you are annoyed to the point of wanting an explanation whilst annoyed - a fucking explanation.

Someone needs to give me an expla-fucking-nation to what is going on?

by Townbes January 17, 2025

National deportation day

National deportation day is usually celebrated on may 5th

Hey are you celebrating national deportation day with your friend Julio

by Juanthewhiteguy January 18, 2025

National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025