by nibby0010 May 13, 2025

by canadianthegreat May 9, 2024

to be a pedophile who is also ugly and overweight, an emotionally immature crybaby, and has the mile time of around 3 years
by stuckinfightmesbasement December 24, 2024

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.
Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,
well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,
well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...
by Tim Tebow Did It May 13, 2015

When one has befouled a public washroom to such an extent that they will go to any lengths to NOT be found out as the culprit.
As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.
As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.
I walked into the bathroom at work less than two minutes after Jamie and the stench was unimaginable. I looked to the stalls to see if his shoes were present, but he was totally trying to pull a Witness - trying not to get caught fumigating.
by EvilBiscuit September 4, 2013

A word used to describe people, who are uninteresting and unable to get any kind of action except with his sister.
This is also a guy, which his father is very proud of. This is because he is following his fathers footsteps of incest and being a bitch
This is also a guy, which his father is very proud of. This is because he is following his fathers footsteps of incest and being a bitch
by LilBitchbro January 11, 2018

by Mike41 March 23, 2008
