Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle

Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome

by Extra gum November 12, 2023

Little Man Syndrome

Little man syndrome is where you are so short no woman wants you.

An example would be Talus height 5’1”. No one has ever seen him with a woman therefore he has Little Man Syndrome

by Not your bc November 13, 2023

up syndrome

when your syndrome is down but your money is up

"my syndrome may be down but my money is up, And that's why they call it up syndrome,,

by the big fat rat November 13, 2023

Invitee Syndrome

Someone who feels unwelcome unless specifically invited to do things with others.

A person who may want to participate in activities with others, but is unable to ask to join and instead must be asked themselves by others to participate.

Said person will only feel comfortable joining others when invited to do so.

Example 1
P1: “Hey is John coming to the meetup this weekend? He is one of our best friends so he should be there right?” P2: “I don’t think anyone has asked him to come yet. He has Invitee Syndrome you know.”

Example 2
P1: “Hey (P2), where has John been? He hasn’t got on to play any games in ages but I’ve seen him online. Does he not like hanging with us or something?”

P2: Nah (P1), John just has Invitee Syndrome. He loves hanging out but just can’t ever ask himself to do so.”

by FatherMeat November 14, 2023

Eatapuss Syndrome

A punchline in the comedy act of The Black Jester, referring to mommy issues and lesbianism. Regarding seeking sentimental validation (sexually) from another woman.

She ran through a million dental damns due to her Eatapuss Syndrome.

by pornstitute November 14, 2023

NTMY Syndrome

Originated from the webtoon 'Nice To Meet You' - This Is a 'syndrome' In which there Is a love triangle, and the love Interest you thought was the second one Is actually the main love Interest.

^ This happens because readers of NTMY thought Daze was the male lead and Wyn was the second male lead; but the ending has made us discover Mew and Wyn actually ended up together, making Wyn the male lead, and Daze the second.

Person A: "I hope this one webtoon ends up having NTMY Syndrome.."
Person B: "Yeah, me too! They deserve to end up together."

by aaaaaaanoooooonnnnnn November 15, 2023

Sick Man Syndrome

When men get sick, they act like the world is going to end or that they can't do anything because they are dying.

Side effects include, but not limited to:
Patheticness.
Back-Talking and Bad-Mouthing the Person Who is Trying to Take Care of Them.
Not Able to Do Anything for One's Self.
Bitchiness, Crying, and Moaning.
An Attitude Problem.
Turning into a Giant Baby.
Inability to Do Anything Other Than Whine.
Possible Death (at the hands of anyone forced to take care of them).

Girl are you ok? I heard your husband has Sick Man Syndrome. Hope is hasn't neen too difficult to take care of.

by Chellsrn November 16, 2023