national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.

virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

National send nudes day

July 15th is national send nudes day

Guy 1: How tf did you get her to send pics
Guy 2: I just told her it was National send nudes day

by yeet6996 July 15, 2019

National Scumbag Day

June 6th is national scumbag day. Hey boys wanna booze and celebrate national scumbag day on June 6th it’ll be blem. Don’t forget we have to gas kich as he is the biggest scum!

Wow I’m excited for national scumbag day!

by Vickaz April 23, 2021

national free and nini day

A day two bad bitties got together

Today is national free and nini day

by Uhmnidoesntno September 21, 2020

National Gardeners

National Guard members assigned to landscaping, park maintenance, or groundskeeping duties, particularly in Washington, D.C., during deployments.

After being deployed to the capital, National Gardeners spread mulch and cleaned up parks around D.C.

by bichoraro August 29, 2025

national relationship update day

national relationship update day, on the first sunday of may

hey bro, its national relationship update day, whats going on with ur girl?

by arum1784632785 May 5, 2024

National Fuck Your Homies Day

August 3rd is national fuck your homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022

by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022