national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !

someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"

by leodardi October 25, 2019

NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag

Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime

by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021

National Make Out Day

May 23-30 is when you can make out with anyone you want (with consent ofc)

Jason: Its may 23rd! National make out day! lets make out

Gertrude: Okay

by Grandma bertha May 21, 2022

National vans day

National vans day Is March 8th so wear your vans which are shoes

National vans day is on March the 8th so wear your vans!!

by Cabella and Shanna March 9, 2019

National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.

Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day

by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018

national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021

*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day

by urmumisagrandpa November 29, 2021

National thigh pic day

14ᵗʰ of August is celebrated as the National thigh pic day each year. On this day you can ask a girl for a pic of her thighs and she will have to send it.

Guy: "ayyy its national thigh pic day, you know what that means ;)"
Girl: "you're right! here's your thigh pic!"

by beyondRussian August 13, 2021