Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.

Jack, settle down ya spastic head

by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016

Sofa Head

The 2021 United States President

Did you guys see how much of a sofa head Joe Biden is?

by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 1, 2021

dumb head

Amazing fellatio or oral stimulation of the penis. Top notch blow job. A suck that is sure to empty your load.

Man, that girl gives dumb head. I felt my soul leave my body.

by white suge knight June 21, 2022

Negron Head

When a baby is laying on its back for too long and the back of the skull is flattened. A notable celebrity of this syndrome is famous X-men actor, Patrick Steward.

The Negron head is a very rare genetic mutation that elongates the upper rear of the head, notice the similarities with its more dangerous counterpart, the Xenophalalic Cranialus, or better known as the Xeno Bryan Syndrome

by Saru chan June 23, 2025

oven head

committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.

person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"

by raccoon lord May 3, 2022

Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

polar bear head

The worst kind of blowjob: cold hands, lots of teeth.

My girl's the worst when it comes to blowjobs. She only gives me polar bear head!

by paapulkstr February 22, 2014