A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.
by okurgiug September 18, 2025
Get the pfas babymug. 
"you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"
*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"
"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"
*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"
"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"
by Twinkdestroyer August 25, 2013
Get the Feed the baby birdsmug. Someone who's breath smells like rain and their smile makes you feel like you are falling into the sky. a true friend.
angel baby makes me smile when I'm sad and makes me laugh when I'm crying. angel baby reminds me to remember love.
by falaipi March 26, 2025
Get the angel babymug. by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023
Get the National pocket watch baby slime daymug. by Cardi red October 14, 2025
Get the Bum/broke baby daddymug. Where one person fingers another in the anus, the anus clunches tightly and the fingerer has their finger guillotined off.
by ColMustard06 August 21, 2023
Get the Baby Bannistermug.