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Zombie Leveling System

The Zombie Leveling System (ZLS for the sake of this article) is an ingenius method of rating zombies and their abilities. To the masterful eye of a zombie conisseur, any zombie can be instantly rated. The further a zombie has decayed, the higher it's level is. However, the decay level of a zombie eventually reaches a peak, in which its abilities are taken into account. The ZLS has taken into account several zombie abilties. Low level zombies merely have the ability to eat you and stumble around, should you be dumb enough to run into them. However, as zombies get higher in level, they become more agile, and gain abilities like spontaneous combustion, spikes, and wings. A level 50 zombie, is the most feared. Despite how rotten his flesh is his decayed brain can merely think about you, and you will die.
The rotten flesh zombie on fire, is about a level 20 on the Zombie Leveling System.
by Terry Holloway July 12, 2006
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christmas zombie

Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.
Guy: Dude, what was up with that chick driving the Esclade, she almost hit you.

Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.
by weirdnjfan1 December 30, 2006
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Zombie

A zombie is a braindead social parasite who feed off tax dollars that magically appear from "Obama's stash".
They still vote Democrat even after they die and are not taken off the voter rolls.
by Phantom F4 May 20, 2011
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Zombie Hordes

Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.
Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!
by Twinfist February 4, 2010
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zombie mask

A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!
I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.
by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006
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Zombies

One of the most unfairly overlooked bands in history. You've probably heard "She's Not There" and "Time of the Season." Their other stuff is just as good.
The Zombies album Odessey and Oracle is one of the greatest records ever made.
by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003
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ZOMBIEIZED

The zombie zombieized john when it ate John's liver
by Louis Chen August 15, 2003
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