Wizard Music

A very funny cards against humanity card.

A gateway to arson: Wizard Music

by The Big Toast January 11, 2022

Underwear wizard

A slur for Mormons, in reference to the magic underwear they have on all the time

Why is my neighborhood full of underwear wizard broads who drive 25 in a 35 during rush hour?

by probablyracist399 October 16, 2025

Barbecue wizard

Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.

We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.

by Step lupid June 11, 2023

wizard wheel

Is a slang term for ones butt hole.

John said he was going home to thump on his wife,and dick punch her wizard wheel to clock out.

by The wizard 69 May 7, 2016

Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo

I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops

by Willbot159 April 10, 2024

Wizard

Super hella cool

“Danville is a wizard place to visit”
“Cloud shadows are super wizard”
“That’s was totally wizard”

by Wreckem May 21, 2022

Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft

Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard

by WikiPediaUrbanDictionaryGrinde February 20, 2025