half-willy

When you stare at something and your dick gets half hard.

Dude 1: Yo, that girl gave me a half-willy!
Dude 2: A what?!?
Dude 1: A half-willy dude! Look it up!

by Dick Hardsworth September 11, 2016

michael wills

a white boy who lives in a treehouse in his moms backyard

hey who is that kid in miss wills' back yard?
hes probably michael wills, he lives in a treehouse in his moms back yard

by 40percentchicken November 17, 2016

russian willy

When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate

Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy

by Pssydstryr69420 December 8, 2016

side willy

Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.

Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!

by Side Willy June 9, 2017

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

logan willey

Logan Willey is the biggest bitch of all the bitches. Trump should ban him from the U.S.

Oh you have daddy's money money?..... okay Logan Willey

by B.radgezzy1 April 15, 2019