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two wheeled twat

that two wheeled twat almost had an uh-oh
by magicman123gone September 23, 2009
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squeaky third wheel

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.
Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.
by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016
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Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.
by tasniaiswrong October 14, 2017
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four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.
Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.
by kittythecatty July 14, 2019
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Gnome on training wheels

Gnome: OMG a New Drama Alert!
Person: shut the hell up you gnome on training wheels
by Dat Hero November 17, 2016
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odd-number wheeling

The act of joining multiple couples to an activity or event whilst being the only one without a partner.
I once watched a live concert with four of my friends and their respective partners. I can't believe I was odd-number wheeling to four couples.
by Dianesidhe May 5, 2022
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Get back on wheels

wheels is metaphorically used for work, get back to wheels means get back to work
by ummu74 May 13, 2018
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