pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously

Check out my new pizza oven

Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker

by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020

Wetsuit Wanker

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks

I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.

by Hang Eleven December 20, 2020

haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

Wanker

A person who has good intentions

Oh look a wanker

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

wanker

someone who masturbates

Person A: Wagwan my drilla
Person B: fuck off you dirty wanker go suck a donkeys dick

by rob v2 April 11, 2022

Wanker

When someone wanks inside your mother and u eat it

Kierra: i wanked in ur mom

Hannah:damn i eat it
Your wanker

by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020