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pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
Check out my new pizza oven

Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker
by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020
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Wetsuit Wanker

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks
I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.
by Hang Eleven December 20, 2020
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haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut
Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life
by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018
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Wanker

Oh look a wanker
by Nontaken July 18, 2020
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hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep
by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017
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wanker

Person A: Wagwan my drilla
Person B: fuck off you dirty wanker go suck a donkeys dick
by rob v2 April 11, 2022
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Wanker

When someone wanks inside your mother and u eat it
Kierra: i wanked in ur mom

Hannah:damn i eat it
Your wanker
by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020
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