Wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool

My favorite part before the Queen arrives is yelling "wanker" at Prince Charles as he passes.

by DianeSimmons September 14, 2022

Wanker

An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off

stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.

by adam is so great November 08, 2003

wanker

you

you are a wanker, and you know you are a wanker, you have and forever will be a wanker

by Pyrocynical is a furry July 07, 2019

Wanker

Someone who wanks

He’s such a wanker

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Wanker

A word to describe an idiot or annoying person an inefficient person

A person that wants too much

Wanker

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Wanker

An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.

1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker

by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022

wanker

people that call me a wanker

kate: your a wanker
alex: u just called me a wanker so ur the wanker

by notreal110392 October 04, 2022