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Clanker Wanker

slang, derogatory
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/

1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.

2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.

3. Autocorrect for the brain.

Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo

doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
by Pican September 16, 2025
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Prancer-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.
Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!
by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024
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Wanker

Omg he bought me this he’s such a “wanker”
omg he bought be this he’s such a “nice person
by nejdjdks March 15, 2022
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First class wanker licker

wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.
This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan
by monos1 February 23, 2018
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wanker

somebody who slags chippys off
that posh twats a wanker he is always slagging chippies off
by sic puppy1 December 14, 2022
mugGet the wankermug.

Adam is a wanker

When you make books and game boards for work your nickname is Adam is a wanker
Oh that guy, yeah he makes books he’s Adam and a wanker
Adam is a wanker
by Ross Griffin February 13, 2024
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nicest wanker in the world

When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.
That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023
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