What the McFuck

When you wait in line for Szechwan sauce at McDonald's for an hour, but then the employees tell you that they sold out at 5 am.

Employee: "I'm sorry ma'am we sold out of Szechwan sauce this morning."
Greg: "WHAT THE MCFUCK??!!"

by the kid from that one class October 14, 2017

What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.

"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"

by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016

what face

An open mouth frown when you are confused about something

My dad was trying to fix his car and he made the what face

by What Face April 17, 2017

What the hoth?

A rational reaction to being notified of the Sithal War.

Sith? What the Hoth?!

by Kaevon January 24, 2014

what the biscuit

Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!

What the biscuit!! Creeper just came outta no where! God Dang it!

by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013

What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!

by bird875 May 7, 2010

What a savage

A phrase often said by the local savage H7P3.

Jack Oi i just punched this guy
H7P3 What a savage

by Gulmoul July 19, 2019