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hipster ripster

Paying too much for things that help create a hipster image.
Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."
by Pizza ova October 25, 2015
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business hipster

A person who over values businesses that go against mainstream trends, thought and opinion. See also: Jon Passmore.
You prefer graphene businesses to tried-and-tested engineering businesses? You're such a business hipster.
by fxrge April 26, 2022
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Tron Hipster

A hipster who is prone to futurism instead of vintage. But like regular hipsters, they are still opposed to the mainstream. You can usually see them all dressed in black leather and listening to futuristic electronic music or the Tron movie soundtrack. They look like a Japanese school girl with all their cutting edge style and technology. The name is a reference to the movie as most of them live their whole life by it.
Jon: Hey see that girl all dressed in leather and driving that all black Lamborghini with LED headlights.
Bryce: Yeah mate, she just probably wishes she could live in Tron. Damn Tron hipsters.
by Tronhipster July 9, 2014
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hipster twitcher

One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that
Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!

Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man
by Robbie The Memer April 18, 2015
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Hipster Cut

A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.
Hipster walks into a barber shop: Hey man give me the Hipster Cut.
by inshadow4 August 3, 2015
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Hipster paralysis

A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.
I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.
by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013
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wackass hipster

the skinny jean latte sipping crowd that thrives on student loans and mommy and daddies assistance well into their 20s...

also closet cokeheads that are all knowing... tattoos and piercing are optional for the usual wackass hipster
a good example of "wackass hipster" s are kids at luckybar in victoria BC and people that are proffessional students in their late 20s early 30s

people with absolutley no real direction, goals or substance with an overabundant feeling of entitlement and importance
by libertas22 July 1, 2012
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