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Nancy-Ass Goon

One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.
If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon
by Robadu Rob Al August 13, 2017
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Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.
He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.
by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016
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Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.
Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!
by dylf2025 July 27, 2025
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skibidi goon

man 1: ohhhhh yeaahhh im gonna skibidi goon on you skibidi
by mr. goonrizz December 9, 2024
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goon material

THE SHIT YOU FUCKIN, UHH, MASTURBATE TO. Or something
“Bro did not just share his goon material in main…”
“Eeerrmm, whoopsies!”
by dearlordgodpleasehelpme December 30, 2023
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Moon gooning

Moon gooning is an event similar to gooning but on a more spiritual level. Some have stated it is native American in origin but this has not been confirmed.

The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.

Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).

Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.
We're linking up with tucker Carlson and doing a moon gooning session this weekend bruh, you should join us.
by TheGuardian0376 November 18, 2023
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Femboy Goon Cage

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.
Guy 1: i will put you in a Femboy Goon Cage.
Guy 2: Im not even a femboy!
Guy 1: I dont care.
by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025
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