finger fighter

A person who wants to fight you on the internet. Whether it be in a chat room or by blogging. Always threaten the use of physical violence.

Looks like a finger fighter joined the room and they want to beat my ass.

by MOCOshowNO March 4, 2009

Witches finger

A crooked blunt.

Jimmy rolled a witches finger.

by Sir Saglit January 27, 2018

Finger Knives

The downscaled version of finger guns. Instead of pretending like your fingers are guns, you use stabbing motions with your fingers to recreate the cat of stabbing

Friend 1: Alright, I gotta go, see ya!
Friend 2: *Finger Knives* Later dude!

by An_Ok_Dumbass October 27, 2017

Finger Stabbing

A term that describes the uncomfortable, forceful movement of the fingers being pushed up into the vagina repeatedly. Comparable to undergoing a gynaecological examination. Often a result of foreplay with an inadequate sexual partner.

"I was terribly finger stabbed last night."
"I think I am still bleeding from the finger stabbing."

by joswizzle January 19, 2015

Brown fingers

When you go to the bathroom and the toilet paper's quality is dangerously low, causing your fingers to tear it apart and go into your ass while wiping, causing your fingers to be mildly cover with shit.

There was only on square of cheap toilet paper left. I couldn't avoid the brown fingers.

by CoucouFrancishihihi September 25, 2013

finger clubbing

Going from orifice to orifice with ones finger, like one would go club to club in one evening.

Tim: "Yo, Tyrone ive been finger clubbing jenessa for the past half hour. "
Tyrone: "Nice man, Ive been finger clubbing myself."

by OldGregg2.0 September 19, 2016

captain fingers

a man who does not kiss but just fingers.

"hey captain fingers"

by Xx_soulhunter_xX July 23, 2023