talk to the horses

nip off round the back for a quick piss

holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...

by ehup November 26, 2003

horse Bitch

a chick who loves horses,
has horses, takes pictures of her horses, posts about her horses and wont shut the fuck up about her horses.

how did that loser end up with her?
oh wait she is a horse bitch.

by Yeah_boy1 January 20, 2013

Nooka Horse

Not fair, shouldn't have happened. Similar to "BullShit"

Man, that is Nooka Horse!

by Luke Barbour September 5, 2008

Horse Girl

A girl who is also a horse. Half horse, half girl, all danger.

"That girl's half horse. She's a horse girl. A horse hybrid. A horsebrid."

by TimesChu December 15, 2019

The Crazy Horse

The act of licking one's own dick.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm just lickin' my dick. It's called the crazy horse; you gotta look it up.

by Todd Gaines January 9, 2011

horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003

Dogs and horses

When you talk utter bollocks, that makes no sense too the person you are talking to.

"Hey, I love God!"
"woaahhh! You talk dogs and horses!"

by The almighty clown man May 15, 2009