Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower

Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event

My girl is running a marathon today, I’m gonna eat some cooked pussy tonight

by Mc1! September 6, 2025

Brayden Cook

A dickhead ripping hand breaks in Bunnings car parks

He brayden cooked it

by John Skylas November 16, 2019

cooking late

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

by summe November 22, 2010

Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party

He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.

by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011

im cooked

If you're saying "im cooked", you're saying "nah bro im dead". This phrase is usually used when someone is in trouble, or some bad situation. Sometimes it can be used for when you're exhausted.

"Nah bro we have a test today?! Shii, im cooked!! I didn't practice at all dawg! Ight, im finna cheat"

by mynameischickachickaslimshady_ May 29, 2024

ben cook

is not a chef 😔
kicks himself in the face during seize the day
super good at dancing and singing and acting!

ben cook is my role model

by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023

Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.

Why have you got to be a jacob cook

by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019