Pretending or saying to have a mental illness or mental health problems just for SOME aspects of it that are considered "cool" or "emo", but being disgusted by non-glamourous aspects of that mental illness.
Examples:
Saying you have depression because you're sad lately, but being disgusted by someone who can't get up to take a shower.
Saying you have anxiety because you're feeling stressed lately, but laughing at someone having a panick attack.
If you're mentally ill and don't brag about it you're likely to not be nearly mentally ill.
Examples:
Saying you have depression because you're sad lately, but being disgusted by someone who can't get up to take a shower.
Saying you have anxiety because you're feeling stressed lately, but laughing at someone having a panick attack.
If you're mentally ill and don't brag about it you're likely to not be nearly mentally ill.
"Because of my black sweater and my earphones on, people will assume I have depression and I'll be cool !" : this is a nearly mentally ill behaviour
"I wash my hands before AND after going to the bathroom. I'm so OCD !"
"I wash my hands before AND after going to the bathroom. I'm so OCD !"
by twistedbrain February 22, 2021
Get the Nearly mentally illmug. 
1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011
Get the Mental Hand Jobmug. by microwavek September 15, 2022
Get the mentally ill-aphobicmug. by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010
Get the Impaired mental cognitionmug. The mindset of thinking of being the most racist, homophobic, sexist, and body-shaming person is the same as being an alpha, sigma, greek alphabet male. (Plus thinking Andrew Tate is the equivalent of god)
by Jena Tolls November 24, 2022
Get the Andrew Tate Mentalitymug. It's when you do the stupidest things and when you get confused by like 2 words. Also you call people ding-a-longs or something along those lines. and you speak in a british accent
Me: Hey Kelly!
Kelly: Oh hey you
Me: so what did you think or that exam
Kelly: did u just say what did u plinko of that emu (in british accent)
Me: Oh Kelly and your Kelly Mental Syndrome
Kelly: Oh hey you
Me: so what did you think or that exam
Kelly: did u just say what did u plinko of that emu (in british accent)
Me: Oh Kelly and your Kelly Mental Syndrome
by bobshowsinhoffa November 22, 2011
Get the Kelly Mental Syndromemug.