irregular-triple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and five great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-triple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

Third Sanctuary

A musical nightmare

Deltarune fans: oh boy I hope nobody creates a 11/8 and 12/8 mixed meter area theme that's over 4 minutes long.
The devious Toby Fox: *Third Sanctuary*
Deltarune fans: *fuckign dies*

by Jacknjellify July 23, 2025

The Third Wheel

In porn when there are 2 girls and a guy but one girl only participates only orally, and usually sparingly, if at all.

I was watching a video called AllAnal last night and even though it had Mischa in it, she was the third wheel and didn't do anal at all. She just gave the guy some head and sometimes licked the other girl.

by Eric Ha January 20, 2022

third wheeling

If you are searching this up, you are definitely third wheeling or you're around 8-10 and someone told u to third wheel (or someone told u ur third wheeling) anyways. It means when you have to hangout with a couple and you're all alone...watching the couple..kissing, hugging, whispering, laughing..cuddling..anyways! yes. that's basically it! Don't third wheel!

*hanging with a couple*
*you: "i'm so lonely..all i see is two people kissing..hugging..whispering..laughing..cuddling. Why can't I have those?!"
*someone else: "imagine third wheeling ahaha"

get someone, do not do third wheel. It is not fun.

by funnyluv:-) August 26, 2022

6.5-tuple-third-cousin

6.5-tuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and thirteen great-great-grandparents in common.

My 6.5-tuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

third great-cousin-nephew

Third cousin's grandson.

My third great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019