rolling machine

we can get there faster if we use this rolling machine here.
by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004
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Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."
I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.
by SteveMcMann September 25, 2016
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it works on my machine

If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.
Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.
by bbaovanc January 30, 2021
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vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."
by pdobrinen October 18, 2009
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Time machine dick

When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.
Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.
by UrbanTMD January 05, 2016
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Thompson Machine Cunt

A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.
Hey babe wanna try roleplay? I was thinking either doctor, or Thompson Machine Cunt.
by D4DD1E September 04, 2017
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