New Jersey

Maryland's bitch.

NJ Guy: Heyy

Girl: Heyy where are you from?

NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?

Girl: Eww, get away from me...

MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?

Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?

MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,

Girl: MY HEROO

by JMUdukes August 24, 2008

jersey bulldog

A cheeseburger with a fried egg and brown gravy (and all the rest)

Have you ever had a jersey bulldog? Eggs, burger, cheese, and gravy. Does it get better than that?

by theoddpint February 2, 2008

Jersey Beater

When you wear a basketball jersey with nothing underneath so it looks life a wife beater

Matt: What the heck, Mike you were supposed to wear a wife beater to the party
Mike: I didn't have one so I wore a jersey beater

by Macmiller15 November 23, 2011

New Jersey

Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.

"That kid has a horrible New Jersey accent and dresses like he is always going to the gym."

by Websterman August 5, 2012

jersey smart

is a phrase used to define when people get smart after they are drunk.

1) guy: dam i bet you look better with your clothes on the ground.
girl: did your jersey smarts help you solve this crisis.

2)Guy 1:"dude i think we won't make it home walking"

Guy 2:"dude no shit you serious? you got them jersey smarts"

by El Peeper September 18, 2010

jersey whore

When referencing your friends as annoying Hershey shore characters. Or when u call a ho wanna be

Hey Jersey whore u should flash as the girl walks away u yell Jersey whore

by kentiscoolz January 8, 2012

Jersey Slide

Cruising in the exit lane even tho your not exiting and swerving into the right lane at the last moment or at any opening especially in start stop traffic

That delivery truck is sooo slow!
Just jersey slide past it!
U know what? I will.

by Google boi February 26, 2022