The kindest man you'll ever meet, his smile lightens up rooms. His kind eyes cause the girls and boys to faint, his aura is so immense and powerful, people just kneel before him with little to no hesitation at all. If there was a book about him, it would be a series, due to his life being that awesome. If there was an audio book, Morgan Freeman would be assigned to speak it in the most elegant tone he can muster. People can not even fathom a man like Jeff, because he is just to good to be true. He treats women with love and respect, babies stop crying when he is in a 6 mile radius of them. If there was a movie about him it would be directed by Christopher Nolan and of course it would be fantastic. He is like a god in human clothing, in fact he rivals God himself. He has no need for religion, due to him of course, being god himself. Its hard to describe this wonderful man, because everything I say right now has probably already been said about this remarkable figure. Oh, did I tell you he also has astounding looks? Well he does, he also saves dogs from burning buildings on the weekends and he works at habitat for humanity in his free time, but he does not have a job. Due to the fact he does not need to waste his time.
by stainedsocksandstuff90 October 26, 2022
Get the Jeffmug. Jeff, jeff is strong mentally, spiritually, and physically. He is often described as having the “longest shlongs of them all”
And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!
And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!
Jeff slammer my pussy so hard last night that I came 6 times, my eyes rolled permanently in the back of my head and I can’t walk anymore. He got me pregnant, it’s my fault tho. It felt so good as he was Pulling out I wrapped my legs around his waist and screamed( cum all up inside my guts). And he did- Reilly Reid
by Barack Obama 61 November 4, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. by Bessons.chickee August 31, 2020
Get the jeff seaveymug. The best meme:
Unique and original, funny as hell but most importantly, it makes delusional edgelords butthurt
Unique and original, funny as hell but most importantly, it makes delusional edgelords butthurt
Meme-elitist cunt: My nama jeff is normie and overused REEEEE HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG UPVOTE ME ON IFUNNY FOR A FREE IPHONE REEEE *dabs unironically*
Intellectual, whomst was granted with a fine taste in memes: Me nam jef
Meme-elitist cunt: *triggered*
Intellectual, whomst was granted with a fine taste in memes: Me nam jef
Meme-elitist cunt: *triggered*
by Niggerniggerniggerfaggot May 10, 2018
Get the Jeffmug. "You're acting like such a Jeff"
"That is just so Jeff of you"
"Can you please stop eating my Jeffing doughnuts"
"That is just so Jeff of you"
"Can you please stop eating my Jeffing doughnuts"
by yourcrazyauntie123 May 10, 2023
Get the Jeffmug. by Pastelfishbone July 24, 2011
Get the Jeff and Diosamug. 