Grease monkey

Someone who is too greasy at hockey
“Yo look at the grease monkey and those dangles” said Tom
by GreasingGreaser April 23, 2021
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Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021
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Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.
Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!
by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015
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Grease pencil

A euphemism for messy anal sex with a man with a very slim penis
'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'

'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'
by Tebbsboys March 19, 2022
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Greasing the Union

A phrase, coined in the series The Sopranos, referring to performing homosexual acts with tradesmen and other various construction workers.
"Ah Christ, is Paulie really fucking hooking up with a goddamn brickie?"
"Yeap, he's greasing the union."
by derangedcatboye June 08, 2024
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Grease monger

A lady with grease on her back who may or may not bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder
“Hi madam your the grease monger I hear? could I grab some of that goose grease, your selling by the bottle?”
by Kijjam December 07, 2024
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